It's the end of the World... AGAIN...

Okay, so at this point everyone’s heard of the End of the World. It’s also called the Rapture, the Second Coming of Christ or the Zombie Apocalypse. World ends, we all die and go to where ever people go when they die. Whatever you want to call it, it’s bound to happen eventually, I’m sure. But let’s not get carried away people.
Religion wise Christians are my favorite about the end of the world. They said the world would end on June 6, 2006 after all three sixes is the sign of Satan. Totally the end of the world. It’s now 2011. Safe to say, it didn’t happen. Now some crazy guy predicted the Rapture would happen on May 21, 2011. He even had a time, though no one can agree on the time, since I’ve heard at least three. What’s his proof? Something about it says so in the Bible.
I’m not really religious, so I might be a little wrong here, but didn’t Jesus say we wouldn’t know when he was coming back? So if we don’t know when he’s coming back, how do we have a date for the end of the world? I’m sure it makes sense somehow...
Then there’s the scientific angle for the non-religious people. Scientist predict that the world is going to end in 2012, there’s even a movie about it! I’m curious, if these scientists are soooo good at predicting mother nature, how the hell did Hati happen? Or Japan? Or the huge tornadoes that ripped through the South April 27th? Oh right, we CAN’T predict what’s going to happen in Nature years prior.
Then of course you have your Zombie Apocalypse crowd. As cool as it would be, I don’t really see it happening. Of course, that doesn’t mean it can’t. Oddly enough they’re the only ones that AREN’T giving us a date to be prepared. I’m not sure if we should worry or not, since they’re the most accurate about the end of the world: they don’t know!
So Religion can’t tell us the end of the world. Science can’t tell us the end of the world. Zombie Apocalypse is scheduled to happen whenever and people are freaking out about it.
Maybe we should take it as it is: a way to make money through movies and games(sorry Zombie guys), and a way to control the population. Please, please stop listening to the crazy people who swear they know when the world is going to end. They don’t. If they where so all knowing, they’d be able to fix some of the world’s problems or warn us about the horrible natural disasters that keep hitting the world, but they can’t, because they’re NOT all knowing.
The world isn’t going to end when you think it is. And if it does, I’ll apologize to you where ever we get sent when we all die. Be it Heaven, Hell, or just into non-being.